The Girlfriend User Manual
Your boyfriend operates without a manual.
Fortunately, we made one.
A funny, thoughtful guide so he can finally understand your settings, preferences, warning signs and operating modes — according to you.
Get the ManualA thoughtful gift for the boyfriend who needs a little training.
He's a great guy.
He just hasn't read the manual.
- Communication module Needs update
- Snack recognition Limited
- Gift selection Requires training
- “I'm fine” interpretation System failure
- Cuddle response Compatible
Give your boyfriend the manual he clearly needs.
Get The ManualDoes this sound familiar?
- You say “I'm fine.” He believes you.
- You want him to listen. He starts giving solutions.
- You mention something once. He forgets it.
- You say “It's up to you.” He still asks what you want.
- Important dates? He needs a reminder.
- Flowers? He waits for a special occasion.
- You talk. He says “I'm listening” while looking at his phone.
A peek inside
Let's see what he'll be learning.
Part VI is yours to fill in — personal rules, non-negotiables, the things he shouldn’t need to ask twice.
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Because explaining everything yourself is exhausting.
Give him the manual.
It won't solve everything.
But it might save you from explaining the same thing for the 47th time.
The perfect gift for the boyfriend who needs a little training.
Birthday? Anniversary? Christmas?
Or just another day of wondering why he still doesn't understand?
Give him the manual.
Ready to update him?
The Girlfriend User Manual
Digital Edition
$9.99
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Prefer actual paper?
The physical edition is coming soon.
Help desk
System questions
Who is this book for?
Girlfriends buying it for their boyfriends, primarily. (Boyfriends who buy it for themselves: we see you. Respect.)
Is it actually a relationship advice book?
It's a humorous user manual with genuinely useful relationship ideas hidden inside.
Will my boyfriend actually read it?
That's between you and the boyfriend.
Is it a good gift?
That's what we're hoping.
How do I get the digital edition?
After checkout you'll land on a confirmation page with a secure download button. The same download link is emailed to you � the PDF is never attached, so it stays private.
Is there a physical version?
Coming soon.